Going mad scientist with mac and cheese is one of my favorite ways to treat myself. Specialty grocers like Whole Foods sometimes sell tiny misshaped blocks of weird cheeses, and I’ll often swing by and grab a couple of them to chuck into the saucepan.

Oh, we are NOT fucking doing this again, having the vote shut down by astroturfed protestors. Not in 2018, Satan.

It was only a matter of time before we remade the 2000 election recount farce; reboots are so hot right now.

I tripped Mother Superior on the way to Mass? WHAT!? Seriously - these scumbags.

Very new name - it was a different Jimmy Cliff song on the post I read 10 minutes ago!

The press is actually kicking the shit out of Trump right now....this is the most assertive I’ve seen the collective WH media be while questioning him.

On the flip side, the people of Texas once again showed their tolerance for different species by re-electing a snake to the senate.

Fuck Ted Cruz. 

The nostalgia was way better back in my day.  

Raven’s coach Harbaugh was later quoted as saying “there should be a rule against that”

Yes, we know that conservatives are stupid and don’t understand many things.

Rresponses like Toobin’s have got to become the (minimum) standard by which the media operates if we are to survive this catastrophe of an administration.

Seriously, fuck these kids. If the past two years haven’t been a wake up call for you then you deserve to be fed to the meat grinder.

none of these are valid excuses. All these ppl are morons and we are all going to die. 

We’ve learned jack shit from history.

“The guys over on Stormfront thought this was a great idea!”

Yeah, regardless of what happens in a week and a half, we’re pretty much fucked. Mitch McConnell worked his master plan to perfection and we’re going to be living with the consequences for decades. 

Nah I get it. Yesterday I was walking down the street, slipped, and accidentally punched a guy and stole his wallet. These things happen

+1 snozzberry

What do you get when your roster depletes?