he whacked the hell out of the ball and hoped for the best

Sad but true. And they can all get fucked. They don’t deserve him.

That’s not gonna sit well with a lot of his Tennessee fanbase.

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

Seconded. I saw a dude (who was a bad dude in his own right) get in a fight with one of Larry Holmes' s sparring partners. Mind you, the sparring partner wasn't even an elite fighter, but he knew how to throw punches and defend himself well enough not to get killed by Larry Holmes. It was a quick, unadulterated ass…

I snarfed my coffee once that guy started throwing “punches” though. My god dude, have some self respect.

I have a possible gif of the screen:

In a time when the left and the center tend to be at each other’s throats, it’s nice to have something they can agree on: Hating Joe Lieberman.

There’s always the inevitable obituary to look forward to.

I am sure this will get flack - but - 

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist. 

There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

Oh yeah - - you can’t call a useless presidential advisor a feckless cunt, because the naughty word is always worse than conspiring to allow foreign interference in our elections.

I cannot fathom that this goblin regularly finds women willing to fuck him. Seriously- can you imagine this asshole all sweaty and flopping on top of you?

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.