Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist. 

There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

Oh yeah - - you can’t call a useless presidential advisor a feckless cunt, because the naughty word is always worse than conspiring to allow foreign interference in our elections.

I cannot fathom that this goblin regularly finds women willing to fuck him. Seriously- can you imagine this asshole all sweaty and flopping on top of you?

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Many men were also offended by the word. I do not care about that.

Can we just talk about how poor the ergonomics of pooping in that position are? I would totally poop all over my own pants with my ass up in the air like that. Maybe that’s why I’m not a professional mad pooper.

Has to be right as he’s doing it, otherwise he won’t understand why he’s being punished.

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

Right. And these days you fire someone for cause then make them sue you and settle for less.

My thoughts exactly. “The Sixers ownership is struggling to separate Colangelo from his wife...” Like, why bother? he situation is untenable at this point.

Not to mention that he clearly shared information with his wife, which she then divulged. He can be fired for that reason alone.

There’s nothing unusual about why Trump pardoned Arpaio and D’Souza and not Alice Johnson. Arpaio and D’Souza are useful idiots, Johnson is black.

Unless Kelly has a secret ability to give amazing blow jobs while hiding underneath the Resolute Desk, I’d say that Kim definitely has the edge as to whose advice Trump is most likely to listen to.

Trust The (Investigative) Process.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

And they are kept close by, and if the person pleads guilty, they would be deported promptly, and they can take their children with them.