Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

Any yankee who moves to the South and objects to the racism is pissing in the wind but piss you must.

Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Let’s go to the video tape!

If that’s “broken beyond repair”, then I’m a “pile of sentient bone-mush”

If this isn't CotD we're burning this place down.

I’m deeply tickled by the surreal comedy of

Colts got the ball to start the 2nd half, so you could argue that possession changed on 4 consecutive plays.

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

god damn take my star

I towed him that was illegal.

Yo dawg, I heard you like trailer hitches...

Honestly thought this was the smartest thing the coaches could’ve done. Luck has been overused and abused for so long, it’s refreshing to see the team actually act to protect him and his career

Or the Colts figured they should put Jacoby Brissett in there for a low percentage play that requires chucking the ball 70 yards. Not because they don't trust Luck's shoulder, but because Brissett has a cannon and there is absolutely zero finesse required for the play.

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Well yeah, not with that attitude.