As I’m sitting here and eating lunch across the street from the Indy Conrad, all I can do is laugh at how insanely fucking retarded these comments are. Is Indy a little New York or L.A.? Hell no. This is the Midwest, but we’re nowhere near as bad as these comment would have you believe.

My MINI Countryman S hatch has the same style handle.

If you don’t love Chris Harris, you should probably just buy a bike and call it a day.

You can now close the comments. This is the one and only one needed. Someone please get this man a chicken dinner, ASAP.

You're what's wrong with humanity. A complete lack thereof.

Oil or no, a leaning tower of power is unbreakable.

I’ll “stick” with this style of shifter...

Over my dead god damn body will the young women of my family ever be forced to register for a crock of shit draft. They’ve worked too damn hard to get where they are, without their father and a mother who’s barely there, to have to possibly go off an fight some god damn war for old men. My oldest niece would be…

So I’m sitting here thinking to myself, “Another book by Doug? Dude, you hate Doug. Doug makes poor car decisions. Doug never stops talking about Doug. Don’t do Doug things. DO NOT BE LIKE DOUG!!”.

As a Mini owner I find it comforting, but I also find it strange that BMW is #1 and Mini is #25. They’re both essentially a BMW product. Why the difference?

Well.. He’s already a semi-erect dick. I'm guessing not a lot would change.

Obligatory...

As it should. And don’t forget it!

Thank you, this drives me crazy every time I see someone write it. It’s like calling a Navigator a Ford Lincoln Navigator.

Yikes, looks more like they have a contraception problem.

How do you really feel?

Good. Most(not all) conservative news agencies can go fuck themselves sideways and die. It’s become more about shock-jock hate filled rants than actual news reporting.

DA plates? Did I miss something?

This old gal with a mild 440 is wicked fun, btw. She’s also all mine.

Let me get this shit straight. Trump thinks we need to “Beef Up” out military? Give me a fucking break. More military spending is not the answer to our problems.