This story assumes that all people with money drive the latest of everything. Not trying to brag, but my wife and I do quite well. We also don’t believe in wasting money on new cars. We buy everything a few years used. I also collect extremely unsafe classic cars. Hence why I’m on this site. The money we’ve saved and…

I’ll never understand these trucks. Clean straight lines from the back until you get past the doors. Then it’s just like a cartoon gone wrong. The lines in the headlights seem to have nothing to do with the rest of the front of the truck. Body and design lines just seem to start and stop at random. There isn’t an…

I will never own a fully automated car. Not in my climate. As for summer months, I can’t wait until I’m an old man and blowing people’s automatic doors off in my 440 Magnum ‘69 Coronet.

From what I’ve read about the Victorian era, if they had found a way to power a car via kinky sex they would have probably been driving 80mph on highways long before flight was invented.

Wheeler Dealers has to be my favorite car show ever. Edd China doesn’t have to resort to BS story lines to pull off a great show. I also love how he shows all of the little details involved in what he’s doing. They don’t worry themselves with appealing to the lowest common denominator which is likely why it’s not more…

Get out...

Finders keepers.

360p? Is this 2006?

Time to rent a tow truck, drive up to Detroit, and make a small fortune helping Camaro owners get back to their homes and hotels. I can’t believe they found a Dairy Queen parking lot big enough to host this entire event.

It’s really not that funny. The combined IQ of the fuck faces who won’t stop laughing like cartoon characters must be less then the occupancy of the vehicle.

Exactly the same here.

Exactly the same here.

Wow... not even sure how to respond to this. It’s not even fun to own a collection like this. It’s like owning a pure gold water heater. There doesn’t seem to be any real love or pride for these rides. They’re just there. How fucking boring can you be?

Can we, as a group of nerds, come together and get this guy a handful of 4k GoPros to mount to this machine?

I’d happily buy two and keep a steady supply of lotion and kleenex in my garage.

Shut your whore mouth.

That was the fastest 14 minutes and 31 seconds I’ve ever spent on YouTube. I need a coffee.

Get out. Get out now.

I. Love. This.

That is the dumbest fucking thing my eyes have ever watched.

Yeeeeah... noooo.