I want them to secede... or burn in hell. I'll take either.

Yeah, well you and I know better. Your average person who knows nothing about cars is getting taken for hundreds of dollars every year and is wasting a lot of good oil. Multiply that by 30-50 million and it's a big damn problem.

Sorry, but Jiffy Lube tried to tell me my Mazda CX-7 non-turbo needed to be changed every 2k miles. That is absolute horse shit and it's a huge waste of good oil. My dealer said every 5-6k and the auto monitor sets itself to 5k as well. A ton of money and oil is wasted on premature oil changes because of these…

Or... now bear with me. It's an ugly overpriced piece of shit. You can't charge almost $50k for something that looks like a Goddamn 2006 Toyota Corolla with stick on ground effects.

Yeah, I'm 6,1", it would never work. I owned an '88 ranger at one time. It wasn't extended cab and my knees touched the dash. Couldn't complain though, it was free. My grandfather gave it to me in '05 and it only had 52k miles. A year later it was totaled when a Ford Taurus ran a stop sign and I proceeded to t-bone…

Is there a carmax sticker on it?

I actually found the owner of this one and had him killed... twice. #truth

That Nissan is tits.

They could even change the logo to a flaccid penis with no balls.

Yaaaaawn. I was going to stay up a bit longer, but now it's obviously time for bed.

And what makes you think a war with Russia wouldn't involve a direct attack on the rest of Europe? Do you honestly think Russia has no intentions of doing so by their willingness to raise the level of the current game in Ukraine? It seems to be in their cultural mindset, as if it's in their blood.

It will become a very short-lived WWIII.

I was more referring to the pilot I witnessed last year, but badass regardless. The closest I'll ever get to any of this is through building small low altitude mach 5 capable rocket planes in Kerbal Space Program. Dreams...

Spotted a duster in northern Indiana last year. I kept looking for the smoke and fire. That guy was a reckless beast... and my hero. If I wasn't married and didn't have a kid I would be all over this for a job. Total badassery.

The story title is an oxymoron.

That's a '70 Superbird, the car that broke 200mph was the '69 Daytona. They were NOT the same car. Very similar, but very different. It all came down to drag. The Daytona had a better drag coefficient than most modern cars. Here are the numbers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automobil…

I'll pay him $60k cash and you $2k cash, right now, today. Just call him and ask. Not kidding.

I found a diagram of the partnership...

ZIIIING!!