"You're right, no human being would stack books like this."

Dammit! I forgot I had coins until just now. I should have installed this on my Nexus 7 instead of my iPhone. Fudge...

Me too... I'm such a sucker.

That thing would be a pure fap mobile.

Sup, er' body?

I pay cash for my vehicles. If a dealer demands a credit check for a test drive(which I'm not even sure is legal) I can all but guarantee a no sale.

Hell, I'd happily install a bubble machine in the back of my '69 Coronet. I could hide it in the bumper next to the license plate light assembly. If in perfect sync with the accelerator, it would blow peoples minds. Here's a vid of my car from a few years ago. Now just imagine bubbles...

It's pandering to a crowd of people who have a marginal propensity to spend all while wanting to be as lazy as possible. Modern American dream, perhaps?

You'd think most Brazilians would be used to the pain of a good waxing by now.

I'm all for this. At least we know they'll all be dead soon. God damn pests are killing themselves! Praise Allah!!!

This one is just around the corner from my office here in Indy. So much car yumminess...

That ride would be pure bliss... (Dreams)

A working 3DO?! That's awesome sauce.

When I first bought my 1969 Dodge Coronet I was amazed to find that once it had been started, I could simply pull the key straight out of the ignition switch. This was probably due to a worn key, but still. I've since replaced that switch and key.

I say we crowd fund a restoration. bOOm!

Sofa King*

That first vid looked almost or just at supersonic. Freaking blazing...

My father in law has a '97 SL custom ordered WITHOUT A/C that will roll 400k by August. He will not get rid of it until it dies. Also running on the original timing belt.