The headlight trim is dreadful, the seats look like a back killer, and I have no idea what's going on with that center console... I'll take two please. ;)

That's what.. she... said?

That assassin was the luckiest unlucky bastard to ever change the course of history for the entire world.

I didn't need this first thing this morning. Six years gone. I miss my baby...

This video has been around for years and I was completely obsessed with for a short while. I find the whole ceremony to be absolutely fascinating.

Personally, I hope karma wipes the effing judge off the planet. No mercy. Fascist a-holes like this don't deserve to exist.

Mr. President, we'd like to show you our robot.

I wasn't going to leap ON the dildo robot. Well... maybe later?

So about this dildo robot... (Leaps from bridge)

No no and no. I had to drive one of these crap boxes when my '69 Coronet was hit back in high school. It was my grandparents spare car. It took 4 months for my car to get completed and I've never loathed a car so much. It was a chocolate brown '83 with tan top, gray velour seats, and some kind of satantic wicker…

Don't be a jerk. Some people may have psychical issues that may prevent them from pushing their bodies that much, it doesn't mean they're a pussy. If I see a 400 pound guy working his ass off to complete a mini the last think I'm calling that guy is a "pussy". He's obviously trying to better himself and people like…

I'll be running my fifth half in the Indianapolis 500 Festival Mini Marathon this year. My first year I trained for a few months, but last year I slacked and barely trained at all. I think I ran a total of 12 miles leading up to the event with my longest run being around eight miles just the week before. I was…

Will it have a child seat anchor?

Please fire one of these at her until she dies.

As a pro sound engineer who relies on his ears for his income, if I get hit with one of these things while behind a speeder and not speeding myself, I'll be suing the shit out of the state of Missouri. Thankfully, I only have to drive through every other year.

So what is this phase thing I keep hearing about? Wow...

These are the people who get killed when they slam on the brakes during an avoidable accident. Everything is suddenly chaos so the brain just screams "STOP!!!". Quite frightening really. I would be long dead if I reacted in this way to such things.