Like half of bar employees are alcoholics according to the definition of the term, and they generally drink a fair bit after their shift. It has to be pretty damn egregious drunk behavior to be noteworthy compared to your typical day at a bar, where the large majority of people you’re serving are over 0.08 and…

It’s akin to a chronic illness with occasional flare-ups. That’s a good point.

Update: In his first at-bat today, Yelich fouled out. So far, this new plan is working.

I once owned a Milwaukee Bucks TJ Ford jersey. This team has totally made up for me remembering all the old awful memories.

For every Deadspin article about a player getting underpaid or avoiding free agency in exchange for long-term deals at less than “open-market value” - this article should be linked at the bottom as a reminder of the flip side of the coin when teams overpay for garbage and end up having to trot out said garbage with a…

Right up there with the guy in New England who still manages to draw inspiration from beating all the teams who passed on him 5-6 times in the draft.

That’s also the most subjective and difficult to prove piece of an article based upon rumors shared by anonymous sources.

I think that’s a photo of Trump’s penis. 

No, if they reach the end of a half-inning, they can be pulled, so you can still put a guy in to get you out of a jam and then go with someone different next inning.

I would have to take Nolan Ryan just because I want my team to have an enforcer.

If you could have any modern era pitcher on your team for their career, wouldn’t you have to pick Maddox? 33 or more starts in 19 of his 23 years as a starter, 355 wins and 4 consecutive Cy Young awards. Not to mention 3,371 strikeouts and 18 gold gloves.

I own a HHCD jersey and am a Packers fan, but I don’t necessarily hate this. GB wasn’t going to sign him long term when his contract was up after this year. They signed too many FAs this year to be awarded a compensatory selection for him when he walked. GB’s playoff chances this year are... not great, and they’re…

Can we talk about how he clearly drew on his head with a marker?

It’s also worth noting that Yu Darvish and Chris Archer were considered the premier pitching trade targets. Meanwhile, the Brewers sign Wade Miley who goes on to pitch 81 innings with a 2.57 ERA. 

Is there any serious grumblings about increasing the number of wildcard playoff games? Even a 3-game series would be a vast improvement over one, measly game after these teams play 162 games over 6 months. Adding an additional wildcard team, but reducing the wildcard round from best-of-five to just one game, is…

I’m a Brewers homer, so we can relate. Small-market, “nobody” team that wasn’t supposed to make it anywhere. We haven’t had anywhere near the injury problems the A’s have, so I can’t complain. But, all season long, everybody just assumed that the NL Central was going to the Cubs. And here we are with 5 games left, and…

You know what should get said more though? Fuck people in the rust belt. Fuck them. Both she and Donnie campaigned for two fucking years, and they’re going to base their vote on who flew into town more often? That’s how you vote? Based on who visited you, instead of some other Americans. You didn’t have all the…

Avoid Yellowstone; it’s over-rated and full of city folk. Unless you are city folk, then go ahead and visit.

Okay so take away those 3 points and then the 8 the Vikings scored because of this atrocious call and the Packers win