Definitely, teams didn’t sell 10 different styles of jerseys, an extensive women’s line of apparel and I don’t remember t-shirt jerseys really being a thing

that’s just a product of not wanting to distract from how awesome your jorts are 

Yum, off to lunch!

My God. Give these White women back their opiods. Hell, put it in their lattes and brewed teas. They are cutting the eff up without it.

This all-encompassing paranoia explains why the NRA convention hosted a lavish booth selling gold coins hauled up from a shipwreck, which offered brochures that asked, “Why are so many people over their IRAs and 401ks into physical gold IRAs?” The only possible answer is that grandma has become truly senile—or,…

You should get a divorce

Damn right, lets get that rolling.