I actually know this one because a former colleague bought her new Highlander ~18 mos. back: If you have a two-person household and a single dog and are American, a Highlander is the smallest vehicle that can possibly transport all three lifeforms simultaneously.  

Talk about a hot SEAT!

Before you vote CP, you need to know why - behold, the car in its original, beautiful form:

Pictured: a new Mercedes and its depreciation curve

They are to be sacrificed...thrown into the pit, as an offering.

So, who ever is currently in charge of Chevrolet’s design team (I suspect Michael bay) needs to be fired and has no business doing this.

Great post.

Owning a plane is wildly expensive and not really comparable to owning a car, and though in some ways it is like a house, your house doesn’t cost hundreds or thousands of dollars an hour to operate (yes, an hour). On top of the mentioned fuel and overhaul cost, there are a myriad of items that require an annual…

How to explain Jalopnik’s ethos using a quote from the website:

Yup. I was 11 and a die-hard GM fanboy when this car was new and I saw one across from us at a gas station. It was instantly added to my wishlists (along with classics like the Toronado Trofeó, Grand Prix GTP, Cutlass Supreme Coupe, and Trans Am). In the logic of a dumb kid (who had never seen a race in his life),…

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Also fit in the back of the more basic Honda Today; was featured prominently in “You’re Under Arrest”

These things by Peugeot...........

We have not been waiting for a $100,000 wagon. We’ve been waiting for a $28,000 GTI wagon with a manual transmission.  

This bike is CP at any price. The only possible use cases for it are to be some quirky collector’s 4th bike to wheel out for the Distinguished Gentleman’s ride every year, or someone trying to make a name for themselves getting a sweet custom featured on BikeExif.

This is ripe and ready for “I’m going to fix it up and have it perfect by the summer,” which turns invariably turns into “Why does my garage/storage unit look like an episode of Sanford & Son?,” which almost always ends in a very terse $200 Craigslist ad.

Well I’m definitely not buying one now. If it can’t even finish at Baja, how can I expect it to drive home from the grocery store?

$9K seems like a lot, but on the bright side, the Carmax warranty covers work at the Maserati dealership, so you’ll be driving a LOT of new Maserati service loaners while yours is in the shop.

I disagree. Nearly half of voting Americans did the dumbest thing ever three years ago.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.