That pic only reminds me that the magnum shape is not aging well.

Hi David, big fan/supporter.

this is also incredibly shitty driving, and were a human at the wheel people would be honking and yelling at the fool to get the hell out of the way, or perhaps learn to drive, fucko.

If the roads are slippery, you can have your Cake and eat it...

Taking all that SUV size for granite. Drivers must have rocks for brains.

IT STILL BOTHERS ME

I love stories like these. Here is a purple near worthless W203 with a bunch of ‘shady’ aftermarket labels and mods. Who wants this piece of... wait a minute. Oh, it was specially built for the former head of AMG and RENNTech North America? Nice. Not quick by today’s standards but awesome all the same.

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

Patrick nailed it. Straight up. Matrix/Vibe is usually my first recommendation. Since “the kids like Hondas”, Toyotas end up being a bit cheaper used.

One thing I will mention though is to also consider the Pontiac Vibe. Since it’s, “not a Toyota”, they are often a bit cheaper. But both the Matrix and the Vibe were…

What...you DON’T want to pay six figures for something with the build quality of industrial shelving?

It’s Geoff’s taller, more utilitarian, black cousin!

I can't hear you from downstairs...come up if you want to talk.

Don’t you hate your parents and want to rebel?

Screw you mom and dad!  Im buying a sedan!  Also could you cosign my loan?

Pretty much every first responder carries some form of glass breaking tool.  Watching a person die because you don’t want to get a burn is pretty sad.

That grill is perfect for for scooping up zooplankton and copepods whilst swimming through the Atlantic.

They’re all just playing catch up to the Avalon.

Take your star for having to hear your dad tell you the story of your conception. 

Width is always more important than length. As my father once said(to my horror):