I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Who let you out of the greys.

I’m so close to a NP on this one. If it was manual, it would push it over the edge.

Probably the finest example of a 1990 Chrysler LeBaron GT in existence.

This is finally a crossover I can get behind. Audi’s styling translates well to being a little taller, with a sloped back - a bit like the A7/S7. While BMW and Mercedes never quite got that sloped roof right, Audi did.

Maxima changed in 04, I believe.

“540 credit score? Yeah, nice Altima. Mine’s 643.”

2002 was the change to the big ass and the impressive-for-a-midsize 3.5?  Can’t believe it was that long ago

Maxima and Altima have overlapped since the 2002 Altima refresh. It hasn’t made sense in a long time.

I love every single one of them. They are my children now.

The all-caps, inane suggestions for off-roading and lift kits, and overcharging for a “California car” probably means....

you say that. i use to work at a toyota dealership and no one ever wanted to jump for joy when a previa would come in.

I mean we can talk about unreliability all we want, but this one managed to hold together long enough to put 140K miles under its wheels.

You’ll probably have to spend money to keep it on the road, but a running off roader for $2900 is NP all day long. 

As a...ahem...Land Rover enthusiast, there is only one appropriate response:

Every single out of warranty Range Rover is a crack pipe.

Sure make the test harder for folks doing all the right things and going the legal processes. Regardless of what happens, these immigrants will be the winners in their own right of obtaining their version of the American dream.

Oh man, I yearn for the days when the 4DSC meant something...

CP

Imagine buying literally any other sports car for $60,000 lmao