Here he is, smartly suggesting the brake be used in an emergency.
And here you are, insisting that it not be called an emergency brake.
Why?

Everyone who thought they wanted one of these left the dealership with a GTI: change my mind.

Give the woman a medal. Few are brave enough to return a lumbering white whale to the ocean

On a classic Jeep Cherokee with the bulletproof 4.0 inline six, miles almost don’t matter. It’s a bit like the bean dip I’ve had in the back of my fridge since... *shrugs*...

$2600 is “fuck it, NP” territory, and she’s in decent condition even with the high mileage.

And it’ll sticker at like $45K easy.  Saw a new Ranger outside costco on display..$45K sticker. WTF.

When Jalops will consider buying a 2020 model

Not sure what situation you would suddenly need to go into neutral for, but if you did, I think once you knew where the button was you’d be able to tap it pretty easily. Just like you can adjust the volume or turn your radio on without looking after you’ve had a car for a bit.

I would buy this before the caddy xt-6 or whatever the hell its called. This and its sister Telluride look great.

I’ll say it again: want to see gun reform? Have all POC exercise their 2nd amendment rights.

We’re digging trenches in the dirt now just so we can lower the bar on human intelligence.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

Well whaddya know, that’s actually a beautiful sedan. Restrained, well-proportioned, and classic. I like it.

With that kind of mileage for year, and the equipment at the front bumper, I’m betting it was the RV “toad” for a couple of retired snowbirds.

You say NP, and then reduce the price by $1000.

This gorgeous sumbitch had a freakin’ 8-liter W12 engine with 623 horsepower and a five-speed manual transmission.

I should bookmark this story to show my future wife when I tell her I need a four-post lift installed....

Several of the lower-tech features here were also available on VW’s sub-$20k models of the time, which is why they were so well-known for their “surprise & delight” back then...at least until you had to take the car in for repairs:

I found the SCG spokesperson ^

Unless something is actually showing, companies need to lay the fuck off.  Seriously, you’re on an airplane, not at Ruth’s Chris steakhouse.