Video games are great. “Gamers” are fucking trash. Makes me embarrassed to admit I love video games sometimes. 

“This thing I knew wasn’t possible didn’t happen and now I’m mad.”

Including other streamers who apparently need to “react” to an apology video. Like christ, seriously? You’re video is you reacting to someones apology? I mean an announcement of some kind like a song, game, or big world event? Sure. 

Some people need to spend less time on the internet.

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

To staffers new and old, all of you are tough as hell for fighting to make this site the best it can be under the current conditions. You madlads deserve all the respect I can give, and I don’t doubt that this place will continue to blossom under your stewardship. Looking forward to seeing what everyone brings to…

That was my first thought, too.

So my wailord can be Dynomaxed?

You heard it here first, folks. Your mom is fair game! 

Man, I’m busy.

“We’ll never be able to replace Reggie.”

I remember an E3 event a few years ago where Reggie was sitting a few rows away from me, just playing 3DS like the rest of us schlubs.

I think a lot of people don’t understand how good of a job Reggie has done, I look forward to the “wow I didn’t realize...” reactions to the numerous think pieces that are to come.

to be replaced by marketing man Doug Bowser

That was my first though when I saw the “Ridley in Smash” entry. I love Ridley, and Metroid, but Joker is the most exciting addition to Smash ever IMO.

God I hope I never have to read the name Bowsette ever again... still one of the weirdest media trends of 2018 by far. 

Personally I was a big fan of the Joker in Smash reveal at the game awards. I sat up at attention when the ad started, expecting probably a Switch port with new content, but then my friends and I actually yelled “WHAT?!” when they revealed the letter with the Smash logo.

annoying you for YEARS at a time is my long game. it makes the occasional lols that much more dynamic

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

I hope you didn’t read that as me trying to be a prick about it.  Just making a joke. :D