Seems like it would be cool to start as a first year and then go up the ranks as you level up or whatever. If it were a persistent online thing like Destiny it would be a cool way to immediately differentiate other players’ levels.

coming summer 2020: harry potter just absolutely fucking murders a ton of magical creatures by dropping a ceiling on them

I really hope the Spider-Man dlc is good, it took me less than a week to 100% and platinum it so I’m craving more content.

Bowser, the Joseph Stalin of my youth.

god dammit,

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

You’re not a child anymore. The world is no longer wide open to you.

“No word yet on an international release.”

That’s funny, that’s the same tune I hear in my head every time I start writing a Kinja comment.

Porn.