I am so hoping it was Kim Coates and Tommy Flanagan's constant teasing but Perlman's wisdom is more likely. I am so relieved!

You know what's really strange? Chris Andersen tweeted out a handwritten note last night as well!

She was in character for 'The Bling Ring' on this cover for GQ...so....no, she hasn't.

Until He Dumps You For Another Stripper, That Is. Good Luck With That Resume!

I agree with everything said in this thread. What she's describing is not a cultural characteristic, let alone strength. It's a stereotypical distortion perpetuated by people like her husband, steeped in self-loathing and -marginalization (whether of the conscious or sub-conscious kinds), that sanctions misogyny and…

Honestly, I can't find this funny at all. It's basically a textbook on abusive relationships. "If I anger him, it's my fault, I just need to do as I'm told; I need to please him to keep him; He tells me I'm worthless because he loves me; He just wants to control where I am because he loves me; He's just angry at work,…

Jodi Picoult might be a stretch. Nonetheless, those are more the books you arrange prettily on your coffee table or nightstand...

Of course they do. They have the Twilight series and the 50 Shades books (all in hardback, natch) up on there. Maybe also some Danielle Steele and every single book Jodi Picoult ever wrote.

I feel like this book should be called: "How to Marry and Keep a Rich husband at Any Personal Cost."

Yeah, instead she should say, sorry only white people allowed! I'm confused by the anger towards people just for their skin color, I thought that was generally disapproved of?

What do you propose she do?

Yeah, she should really just shut up and not say anything at all! That's how to solve every problem! You tell her!

How do you fry coke?

#solidarityisforclassywomen

Absolutely, he does. Jenny Trout can get over it, or do a small amount of Googling:

I like the colors and the concept, but it feels too loose. Needs some more structure and nipping at the waist. The biggest issue here, for me, is her JLo open-mouth face that just doesn't work on her. She looks like she just went catatonic and is about to drool.

After they do the SportsCenter cut-in, they part ways. But not before doing this:

No snark from me on this one.

This isn't going anywhere, Sean. In order to really get the NCAA's attention, you need visible involvement on the top program, and nobody from Alabama is ever going to voluntarily join a union.

I'm still looking for the linebacker and the bottle of Dom. I've been looking for 20 minutes, and I just can't find him anywhere.