GRADE: F- (a gorilla who spells out "PLEASE SAVE ME" in condensation left by his tears in the window to his habitat)

I just googled 'zac efron hot'. Kill me.

I'll wait forever for Roger Sterling.

Son of a b*$%#.

The only acceptable Mad Men spin-off will include Joan and Pete (and who else?) running off to the West Coast to start the L.A. office.

She always seems to be everyone's favourite character on a show, but Caroline Manzo sometimes is like nails on a chalk board with the whole "family" thing. We get it! You have a family. You love them. You stick together. You're overbearing. We get ittttt.

Although maybe it's the introvert in me that couldn't handle all…

Can I just say I love Cher? She may be plastic-surgeried to the point of being non-human, but she's always been refreshingly free of media-training BS.

She always says nice things about you.

It's undeniable that Kris Jenner looks good in the bikini (her body looks bangin'... well, what we can see above the water) but the face just throws it off for me. She's lovely looking, but it's too made up/photoshopped/surgeried on her face. It just messes it up for me. It probably would have been made to look better…

I hate caps, but today I will do it.
LEAVE MILEY ALONE.

She's specifically says that Americanizing her face was the goal of the surgery. You're wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness & be wrong.

Pimp Mama Kris (trademark Michael K) is half the reason I feel sorry for her. I love that TMZ and all the tabloids keeps saying "sources" like it's not Kris in a trench coat and fedora calling from a payphone in the valley.

As my reaction to this article was along the lines of: Dear god, what is wrong with these people...

And I to your flattery!

Easiest blind item EVER you guys...

If Marshall Mathers ever figures out what you mean, watch out.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

No, I think most places sterilize the needles these days. Probably as humane as it could be.

I do not believe you have watched the video. Perhaps some... further review... is necessary?

This is a relevant and thought-provoking piece of contemporary art and social commentary in a very meta tableau. By experiencing their 15 minutes of fame yesterday and now appearing on the Today show, these two gentlemen are demonstrating the painfully obvious fact that they have no future.