Why has nobody thought to do a "Jean Grey plays baseball" gag before?

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

Seriously, the e-mail of the week was an emotional roller coaster.

J Jonah Jameson: "Call your mom, call your dad. If you are lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call them."

His subtle, calm, old-man jog celebration at the end is really the best: "Can't exert myself too much. I have to play bocce and drink Chianti in the park after this."

Because it is so hard to find a female who is attracted to us that we are forced to assume they all are just so we don't miss an opportunity.

I would also like to be held in winter. Or summer. Or any time, really.

I think it might be more complicated for people.

Marla Hooch.... What a hitter

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, sh... hey, where'd you go!?!

True Detective Season 3

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

tl;dr: (insert fart noise)

"Old Man Tim Cahill Still Scoring Bonkers Goals Like This Bicycle Kick Despite Playing in Corrupt, Inferior, and Pointless League That Should Not Exist and No One Should Ever Watch. Ever."

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

Why would God watch football when his son can't even win the quarterback job for the fucking Titans?

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?