I refuse to believe Bradford Jamieson IV isn’t the name of a Johns Hopkins lacrosse player.

Oliver: “Jeez Barry, this Earth sure is awfully bright!”

A Ligue Of Their Own

Charmander....am I standing in poop?

I was in college and married, and one of my close friends, Mark (a fellow CS undergrad), said, “There’s this cool-looking science fiction movie opening next week; wanna go?” So we did (myself, my (ex)wife, Mark, his (ex)wife). I was expecting another cheesy spaceships-and-bad-costumes film, the kind that I had grown…

I think the last scene from Ultron suggests he finally agrees with you.

This must also mean that Kylo Ren went to Greendale!

1^st and 10

Episode II remains the greatest movie going experience of my life. The movie is far from perfect, or far from even being that good, but the electricity running through the crown for the last 30 minutes was incredible.

Maybe it’s because there is a worm living in his head.

Can you please write all soccer columns from now on and just pay Billy to stay away from a computer?

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

“I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!”

Not only a soccer headline, but you Dared to Zlatan. Well done.

Before any Patriots fans comment:

R.I.P. Li’l Sebastian

Better than every real Colts player. Except Terry. Fuck Terry.

“Draw me like one of your French girls.”