I refuse to believe Bradford Jamieson IV isn’t the name of a Johns Hopkins lacrosse player.

A Ligue Of Their Own

Charmander....am I standing in poop?

1^st and 10

Maybe it’s because there is a worm living in his head.

Can you please write all soccer columns from now on and just pay Billy to stay away from a computer?

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

“I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!”

Not only a soccer headline, but you Dared to Zlatan. Well done.

Before any Patriots fans comment:

R.I.P. Li’l Sebastian

Better than every real Colts player. Except Terry. Fuck Terry.

“Draw me like one of your French girls.”

Pictured: Jerry Jones in the Dallas Cowboys’ draft war room.

You knew this was coming so might as well embrace it.

Tl;dr Stop doing that you idiot.

just create a lot of planets and let them crash whit this in the background

“What is obvious sarcasm?”

Aimless jogging (check) over massive distances (check) on all parts of the field (check), with no ultimate purpose other than to pass time as the real game goes on around you (check), while fans are momentarily amused as the players look on with disgust (check). This dog is named Michael Bradley’s 2014 World Cup.