Good timing with Gedion Zelalem likely off to Rangers for the season.

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

“and Hitler drops back for the pass, he throws! Caught for the touchdown!”

Les Misérables

Adding in booster jetpacks (Titanfall, COD),

I see this...and i think:

No more mocking the sport. We have hooligan fights. It’s here to stay.

that car is clearly being driven by Gavin Free given how many bicycles and motorcycles he hit even though Gavin doesn’t have a driver’s license.

Call Ted Lasso

The above clip shows Trick smoking out of a vaporizer

I love it. Someone threw their trash down at him, so he threw his up at them.

Didn’t get my submission in on time, because I’m a moron.

He sucks? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Just look at his perfect form on this bicycle kick!

I am recently divorced, so I am also giving my best efforts at making a strong showing with the U-23s

I’m really glad that my life’s work didn’t receive this kind of scrutiny at age 20. You know, since my life’s work at that time consisted primarily of cleaning Cheetoh dust off my GameCube controller during late night FIFA marathons after another night of not getting laid.

Sounds like you did going to a baseball game wrong. The secret is too get drunk and enjoy bad food, you see. (I also hate baseball, love soccer, but I like going to baseball games)

They do have trees outside of North America you provincial asshat.

Where were Metallica’s Montreal 91 crew when you need em?

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