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Police Officer: HANDS UP!
Ohio State Fan: [makes "o"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "h"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "i"]
Police Officer: [uses entire can of spray]

This was like the time my parents used a board game box to wrap a bunch of video games in for Xmas.

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

He also did this

What I think we truly need is a thorough investigation to determine the UCLA football player who stole Ali away from Daniel.

Lionsgate.

LoL how the hell did I not see this one till now? Shirts VS Blouses!

Please don't shoot me, I don't know where the Muffin Man is!! PLEASE!!

This is like a "Key & Peele" skit for white folks.

"I've told this story before, but when I was a freshman in college, they had a luge party, and when it was my turn to do a shot, I started going down on the luge like it was a vagina."

'You've been complaining, but you weren't ready'

"A hunter shooting a runner happens as often and as regularly as Christmas."

Smashing!

Im sure he was super apologetic though, constantly saying Soary aboot that!

Just think, somewhere in that tiny world, there's a tiny man shooting another tiny man in the face over a tiny drug deal gone wrong.

The face of a man who failed to hold in a fart but takes solace in the knowledge that Peter King took the brunt of it.

On the other hand, because NCAA rules allow bowl participants to receive up to $550 in gifts, all the players at the Detroit game get a free house.

How Washington of him.