When I was about 12 years old I broke my arm trying to impress the cute girl in my class. This was like 6 weeks before summer vacation. After finishing out the school year my mom takes me and my buddies to the doctor to remove the cast (it was one of those that has my arm fixed upright like I was waving—trust me the…

What, this isn't the correct response to a giant spider????

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

But you look so happy in the picture!

Are they going to erect trade barriers to prevent importation? Will they find that too much will engorge the market and force prices to shrivel up? Will the importation lead to a climax of couples rushing to clinics to buy the supply?

What about a scenario in which the U.S. advance, and Ronaldo takes a massive kick to the nuts? That's the scenario I'm most interested in seeing.

... so you're telling me there's a chance.

Here. It's hurting me.

Important part: Profits from this sale go to charity, and it's a limited run.

To be fair, this would be the only time Snow would be any use to the Islanders.

I'm so bored of all these fake "outrages".

Heyy ladies, will you fuck us now?

LET'S GO INSIDE THE MIND OF A DONALD STERLING