You're obviously not invited to Fort Kickass

I don't want to crap on your crap, but that's not what it means.

everyone became a hipster, a model, or a hipster model.

"Nobody likes salting The Snail, but she gives you no choice!"

To be fair, Optimus Prime riding a Cybertronian T-Rex makes the inner 13 year old in me lose his sh*t.

Kenny Rogered

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

PS: Holy fucking shit.

Obligatory :D

Dear God, calm down. The video is teasing an adult for some excessive piano head swinging, it's not as if it's punching her in the face and calling her a loser.

Bioshock One...she's got vigor related hallucinations.

Every time I see him I think

Now, if gay man sneak up behind you, you backflip. You land on back of man. He will like, but you will make escape.

[retinas detach]

A man chooses, a busta obeys!