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You dip them in milk for 10-15 seconds and then plop them in your mouth where they just melt. Boom, soft.

The Simpsons fan in me really wishes the interviewer was wearing a bumblebee costume.

Evil Manning Face was so 2013.

Awesome, Before EA:

What's your definition of "normal"? Are you a never-nude?

Deadspin used to be this awesome mens lifestyle website where you could go and laugh at your favorite athlete getting wasted or sending out a dick, see some cool highlights or something funny from last nights games ESPN would would be too prudish to show, or see some cool graphics or other statistical anomolies. Now I…

Relevant - Sherman in a white dress shirt and silver sequined bowtie interviewing fans on the street who hate Richard Sherman but don't know it's him:

Wow, I had no clue there was a whole Kit Kat culture out there.

Millen: I’m telling you man…. receivers man… receivers.. they are going to start taking over the league man, I can see it…you can probably just draft a team of all receivers man… and you’d win… they’d be all like “throw me the ball man” and you’d throw them the ball because they’d be everywhere… totally…

-Love,

Is there some sort of saying that would apply here? Maybe some suggestion that the residents of a city conduct themselves in a certain dignified manner? I'm drawing a blank.

No snark on this one. That was awesome.

Matriculate?! You think you're better than me, Owen? Huh? I had to Google that word. Thanks a lot.