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"...It's kicking in Johnny"

Thinking about Lauren from FSU. Guaranteed.

The wonders of protein and a bit of evolution.

You guys...you guys....look at my flippers right now! OMG!

Malaysian Bernie!

A Schiano Man would never retire Schiano Man jokes.

Stop saying "spirit animal".

But does she have a duster? It's far more bad-ass than a regular pant suit.

*creates Senile Jerruh as a running back in Madden

Precursor.

Waiter: Yes our specials tonight are the filet mignon and a french onion soup

Merry Christmas to the ground.

Three drinks may not make YOU blacked out drunk but it sure as hell can lay me down on my ass.