Buick will go the way of Oldsmobile in the United States. Guaranteed. They’re practically running the same ad campaign, it’s a brand without any discernible segment, has no brand loyalty with anyone under 65, and they’re either priced too close to Cadillac on the top end or too close to a similar Chevy on the bottom…

Because the vast majority of people are buying a car that ISN’T immaculately maintained, and very few people have the (a) time, (b) expertise, (c) space, and (d) monetary/tool resources to fix those things that will inevitably go wrong.

Birkirkara is from Malta, not Albania.

Dorito Dinks.

Journalism 101, Mort: If a source gives you some exclusive scoop or piece of information, CORROBORATE IT.

Hold up. Snow events will be held 120 miles away, but ‘Beijing’ won the Olympics? That’s like saying Chicago lands the games, but the events will be in Milwaukee.

You see the part that says ‘reserve not met?’ That means you’re not buying it for 2 grand.

Was Richardson generally aware of the fact he had a loaded gun in the car? It’s more probable than not he knew of the drugs in his car as well.

That must be all of that ‘small government’ and ‘no government interference’ Walker keeps preaching about. /s

There’s Champions League on tomorrow. Sod off, Netflix.

Remember when Reinsdorf threatened to move the White Sox to Tampa and play in the Trop? Good times.

I could MAYBE understand it in a city like Moncton, where there aren’t exactly hundreds of hotels. But in fucking MONTREAL?!? Fuck, FIFA. At least pretend like you give a shit...or did Hyatt just give you the most bribe money?

These are all the reasons I don’t like going out with my parents (mid-70s) to any restaurant. If the air conditioning is on, it’s ‘freezing in here- what, do I get a blanket with my lunch?’ If it’s any sort of a fancier place, it’s ‘too damn dark in here- what, are you ashamed of your food?’

My mother won’t eat any…

Kennedy Expressway (I-90/94) coming out of downtown Chicago, between I-290 and Ohio Street. Speed limit? 45 miles per hour.

Says the...let me guess? Wicker Park, Wrigleyville resident? How many times DO you say ‘bro’ in a day? 20? 30, I’m guessing?

You can mail $10 to my house in Roscoe Village, then. I’m more a part of this city than your Millenial, drunk-ass will ever be.

Not a Hawks fan. Never was, never will be. Just a lifelong Chicagoan who’s seen a city go from not giving a shit about an entire sport to turning it into a cult.

Yeah...not a Hawks fan. Never was, never will be. Just a lifelong Chicagoan who’s seen a city go from not giving a shit about an entire sport to turning it into a cult.

Couldn’t give away free tickets 7 years ago, and now everyone in the city is a ‘lifelong, diehard’ shit-talking fan. Fuck ‘em.

So you’re implying that the US Senate’s election are as equally fucked up as FIFA’s. I don’t disagree, I just think before everyone screams about how Palau carries the same clout as Germany in FIFA...Alaska carries as much as California, or Wyoming as much as New York in the US Senate.