Let me guess. Arrested for ‘interfering with police business?’

I was shopping for a WINTER BEATER and stumbled across two crapcans that I figured could get me through the Chicago winter without much trouble. A 04-ish Sebring and a 05-ish Saturn Relay van. On the website was (whatever the price was), $999...but everything just said ‘ask about our Internet price!’. Fine. Whatever.…

Travis Prentice. Darnell Autry. Cleo Lemon.

I worked for a Nissan dealership in college and was usually the driver who’d be sent out on dealer trades. One day, I had to take...something...to pick up a Murano in St Louis (we were in Chicago). My boss goes to print out the directions to the other dealership, and says she can’t find it. Not the dealership. The…

You know who else ‘refused to cooperate?’ The NFL, who told Robert Mueller that employees’ personal cell phones were off limits when he was trying to see who leaked the info that the NFL had the Ray Rice tape all along.

Rodgers admits he inflates past legal limit because its to his liking...Nothing. Panthers and Vikings warm balls up in front of heaters...Nothing. Chargers caught on camera putting stickum on balls for receivers-$25K fine.

Reverse: Badge engineering at its worst. Kind of hard to buy into the ‘Pontiac means excitement!’ line when you’ve sold rebadged Cavaliers, vans, and Malibus for 20-plus years. Even at the end, there was no real attempt to grow the brand. A G8 and Solstice GXP next to re-badged Equinoxes (Torrent) Aveos (G3), Cobalts…

Taxi.

You kidding? I love the LV2. I have no problems EVER getting a parking space when there’s a night game- everyone who parks near the Addison and Paulina El stops get the hell off the streets by 2pm.

The Southport corridor is not Wrigleyville, first of all. Nor is West Lakeview. LV2 stickers not withstanding, no one living at Ravenswood/Roscoe would ever consider that Wrigleyville...yet we still need the Cubs parking stickers.

So 25 or so blocks away from Wrigley is ‘a few blocks’ north and ‘near’ the stadium. Sure. Whatever you say.

...and yet you continue to live in Wrigleyville. You must be one of Tunney’s sheeple that believe Wrigleyville would continue to be as busy and economically vibrant if the Cubs packed up and left.

No wall + players not signing autographs = players are dicks.

:preparing for the throng of people who call him an overhyped flop when he has a couple 0-for-4, 0-for-5 games:

You’re deeming Alcantara and Baez ‘flops’ at age 23 and 22, respectively. Please, kindly stop being a Cub fan (assuming you are)- you’re the type that make all of us normal people look bad.

If you have to pull the ‘do you know who I am?’ card, you’re not important or famous enough for people to know who you are.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Suck it, BU! How does it feel to have one taken away from YOU this time around?

#blackgoatsmatter

Port-a-potties still cleaner than the bathrooms at Cubby Bear, Sports Corner, and Murphy’s.

I would love a relegation/promotion system in the NCAA. A P5 team can't hold its weight in a revenue sport? See ya, Wake Forest basketball! Davidson's taking your spot in the ACC now.