And it's still got nothin' on the Warthog.

I don't understand why people want to use supersonic fighter jets that can't even carry the weapons they need, made of tissue paper, to get low and slow down in the mud, when we already HAVE a perfectly good jet more than capable of that - and many more roles, too.

Good article, but for the love of the dictionary, please go look up "decimation." In fact, I'll save you the trouble.

To "decimate" is to reduce something by a tenth - it was originally a punishment among Roman troops where one soldier of every ten was selected, and the remaining nine were to kill him.

Decimate !=…

I agree, this policy is complete BS. I don't own anything newer than a DS Lite, and I'm rather bothered by the implications behind this move. If I already owned a 3DS device, I'd refuse to buy one of these out of protest for the insult to my intelligence that this policy represents.

Boston owes the rest of our blessed baseball nation an apology for breeding and feeding cavemen like him. Seriously, just like Johnny Damon, we take cavemen and turn them into men here. (Note: Possible exceptions include Arod, Roger Clemens, and David Wells.)

Someone should put this guy and John Rocker on a rocket into…

"We may catch a break and that blizzard's gonna blow right by us. All of this moisture coming up out of the south by midday is probably gonna push on to the east of us and at high altitudes it's gonna crystallize and probably give us what we call snow. Probably will be some accumulation but here in Punxsutawney our…

"The Soviet Union. A hellscape where women don't run the risk of losing their jobs over their sexual practices."

Unless they're lesbians.

The USAF was the only branch I ever seriously considered signing up for, and I'm so thankful that I didn't. Everything from the ridiculousness that is the F-35 (and even to a lesser extent the problems of the F-22 - particularly as compared to the YF-23), to the crazy right-wing Christians who appear to have taken…

I was going to make the exact same quote.

Nothing in the world is so beautiful, if you ask me. I'd have died to end up flying this baby.

It wasn't a "legitimate rape," apparently. This shit makes my blood boil.

You're an awful person. I really hope that you die - painfully - before you ever experience a rape, and then the same treatment you give other rape victims happens to you.

What an asshole you must be. I sincerely hope that you are never raped, because I know that if it happens, whenever you are finally brave enough to come forward about it, there will be people just like you, telling you exactly the same things, that you are responsible for what happened to you, and even that you…

This quote alone changes all my feelz about this horrifying travesty:

"Again, there's a chance that the story is a parody, but I hope it's not. I don't know about you, but I really like the idea of Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles existing on the same website that hosts hundreds of stories about Draco and Harry…

Who came up with these laws? Oh, wait, I have an idea.

Oh, and I haven't tried it, but I've heard Big Flats that you can get from Walgreens is just about the worst thing that ever existed.

Yuengling? Really? I mean, I do appreciate the honesty you put into that nomination by not even trying to justify your statement. It says more about you than the beer, tbh, but I had to call you out on the nomination here.

But if I understand... they say it was his school district account, not a personal one??? That should be a firing offense right there.

I see what you did there?

I don't know why but this comment sent me into a laughing fit. Thank you.