Wow, I love this question. I looked it up and per the official rules (5.03), base coaches can be penalized for leaving their designated area or for physically touching any player. But that penalty is just a) warning from the ump, b) potential to get thrown out of the game, and c) “in addition...may be subject…

As a Pens fan, I’m going to miss the current tradition of Fleury losing his job every postseason.

This needs to be carried over as the COTD for tomorrow. Well done.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Its the Braves, if they don’t like the results, they can always take it back.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

Poor Yankees. They can only afford a $200M payroll. How can you expect them to find a competent first baseman?

This is so gloriously awful.

You should be aShaned of yourself

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That doesn’t make any sense at all. You can be second, third, fourth… hell, you can even be fifth.

If I had “screw you” money I would 100% buy this but since I have “I’m screwed” money right now I can’t justify it.

Howard’s got a modified no-trade clause limited to 10 teams, which made him still eligible to be taken by Vegas. The only guy the Wings had to protect, I believe, was Frans Nielsen, who has an ironclad no-movement clause.

A killer soundtrack really can be killer if you don’t hear a car because you have earphones in. Obviously you can use a bluetooth speaker with fewer negative effects, though you still make it harder to hear what’s happening around you.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

You sound like a 26 year old who’s spent a year or two at PwC. Calm down, you’re all equally worthless.