This is actually the best Star Wars theory I’ve heard.... period.

Yeah I think socks are totally ok

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

What’s the difference between a Pastor and a Preacher??

The Defenders aren’t just the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s street-level heroes, they all punch things really hard—and that’s part of what makes them so unique.

“asked if he could test drive it for a day or two.”

I want to take everyone who votes “homer” and walk them from home plate to the outfield fence. IT’S SO FUCKING FAR.

I know this site has a reflexive “fuck the NCAA” position but I think in this one instance you sort of have to admit that these players went about things the wrong way. I didn’t use the benefits of my scholarship to buy electronics and then pawn them. I just straight up used my scholarship money on booze. Cut out the…

I also like the “maybe I can just drive away from the fire” technique for dealing with it.

I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

When hitting for the cycle means striking out on a called third strike, a swinging third strike, a caught foul tip third strike, a foul bunt third strike, and being thrown out at first on a dropped third strike.

My old instructor would probably have a stroke dealing with all the things Roger is “doing wrong” in this video.

Had to scroll through a lot of comments to find this. Never fails!

Because of course a gun is the answer to a mild inconvenience, and of course the right part to shoot on a truck you want gone is the wheels so it is harder to move.

At least the truck stood its ground...

and who read lighthearted internet words literally, as though he’s genuinely advocating people not to have children.

That headline...yikes.

This is a phenomenal episode. Dathon was played by Paul Winfield. He also played the captain of the Reliant in TWoK, Captain Terrell.