Don’t mind that 1:15 split in your analysis.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

Thank god corruption in professional soccer isn’t dead, otherwise nothing in this world would make sense anymore.

Way to plagiarize.

You know, I see the point you are (somewhat poorly) trying to make, but that’s not the point of this article. The problem is that too many people see “speaking properly” not as a “human value” but as a solely WHITE value.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

I feel like if they did pull that off, we wouldn’t even be mad. That would just be some funny shit

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

I kind of like the look.

I knew they were a great partner when they were upset that i cut off my mullet...

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

Looks like the crew have a good sense of humor. I hope they leave it for the race.

I assume PETA will have a sane and measured response to this rather than insane bleatings.

Fernando came here to kill birds and win races. And he’s all outta birds.

That front splitter does its job well. With cars like this, it’s no wonder F1 drivers are flocking to Indy.

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

I’ll admit it, I cried when my dad sold his red Saab. I loved riding in that thing. It was the car that brought me home from the hospital and the one that took him to and from work each day.

Another scandal for VW: