Correction, it was a lower body injury.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

A generous helping of amniotic fluid as my youngest began making her way into the world. At which point I blew a red light in front of a trooper who thankfully was already preoccupied with a stop. Not that I would have minded an escort at that point.

Went to the store with my 2 year old. Kid in the back middle car seat and groceries on the side. Among the items in the bag was a fresh piece of tilapia. Kid picked it up and tossed to the side with his blanket. I don’t notice when I get home as it was for a meal later in the week. Car sits outside in August weather…

Having worked on several minivans that come through my garage I feel I have decent input here. One rather large couple insisted on eating at McDonalds about every day to feed their kids, I think about every third day the kids spilled a large size fruit punch and fries in the back seats. I had to attempt to service the…

Milk barf. It sounds simple ... just a toddler upchucking her morning milk into the car. But it’s deadly.

sure there was puke and various juice boxes in the center arm rest that got left in when the arm rest was closed but one of the most disgusting things my child ever did was when she somehow threw a chunk of banana up on the ceiling of the back seat of the car... what was disgusting about that is she did it in middle…

Anyone else know that camelbak bottles with the long straws and chocolate milk become pressurized when they turn from the heat and 2 days in the car?

When my son was an infant, he had an egg allergy that none of us knew about. We just figured that pooping 10x a day was normal for a newborn. And when they’re sitting in a car seat, that often involves the breaching of the leg and waist bands in the diaper for the infamous “poopy blowout” that can sometimes reach so…

not being a dick at all but:

He is also as fragile as the Mets entire roster.

That other racer who pulled up to the wreck, who was that? Because that guy was the winner that day in my book.

So they let the GM run the draft which will presumably dictate the shape of the franchise over the next few years, and promptly fire him immediately afterwards so that some other guy can take over the GM duties with both players and a coach he hasn’t picked?

I watched a couple episodes of the first reboot. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the rest. I knew I liked Harris and Reid and LeBlanc had talent.

This child-pageant mom coverage is really unecessary.

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.

Now if it was a female ref? 3-game ban.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

You need 2 number 1 and 3 number 2 D-men to make up for Lidstrom.