I prefer the Japanese term “Marobashi” which is like a mellower form of “Banzai!” — more like “Let’s do it!” Because f*ck it, everything you own is slowly making its way to the trash can. Might as well enjoy it while you can and stop worrying. All that does it take your life away, both now and in the end.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

The track explicitely said “No static burnouts” and he was told that over the radio when he asked if he could. The track was just fine with donuts and rolling burnouts, but they said the standing burnouts damaged the tarmac.

Automotive News, anyone? No defined author? Click bait, it must be... Seriously, stop rewriting other car site’s stories.

I was heading to [tire store] to get new shoes mounted on my ‘02 Miata a few years back. Had my son riding shotgun, and I’d lit the rears up at every stop sign along the way, and may have done a couple of parking lot burnouts as well, you can’t prove it! Anyway, we’re making a left onto the mostly empty A1A about a…

I am legitimately not worried for MoMo. 12-year-old girls are mean as shit.

Fish are friends, not food.

What’s in Perth? No idea, all I know about Australia is:

Also, sun is hot.  

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

I think this judge here is right. Every morning when it’s cold, all the thieves wake up excited about running around in the freezing cold looking for idling cars. It really is reaching epidemic levels here in Utah. They are calling it “snowygate”

As a Michigander, that judge can, kindly, go take a hike.

I’ve lost the ability to differentiate dingers and dongers.

Just have the workers rebuild the dock to accommodate. Plenty of space on that area of the water. Unless there’s an HOA rule about that, too.

If it’s a baby boy, does she retroactively get a mixed doubles title?

i tweeted aaron to tell him that his dong wasn’t all that big, but he didn’t respond.

Oh, did you get lost? This is Deadspin, hon.