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Still heavily favored in the doubles, though.

After winning the Australian Open at the end of January, Williams hasn’t played a single match, pulling out of Indian Wells and the Miami Open

“Play was halted during a tennis match today when a nine-months pregnant Serena Williams went into labor. Leading 6-0, 4-0 at the time, Serena went to her chair and requested a trainer’s time out, intending to finish the match after the birth. Her camp has already protested the umpire’s decision to allow her opponent…

Those new frames make your whole face look different.

No.

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

I can’t wait for the team radio messages they send at Indy to wake him up from the nap he takes during those 10 second pit stops.

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

I was in Portland Oregon in the early ‘90s and briefly dated a hippie chick who had a golden lab. So one day we got super baked (duh), went to the park with the dog, and then walked back to her car, which was parked on the top floor of a parking garage.

EG Civic coupe. Not a guess, that’s exactly what it is.

I got bored and have very little sleep:

I’ll give them $500 for it. You think it’ll pass tech?

What about Pastor Maldonado? It would make for great betting! Which would happen first, him crashing or the McLaren breaking down?

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Snarky, but totally on point. This exactly for people who should buy a minivan, but want a “rugged” Subaru. They will sell a shit ton of them.

Translation: my PR team is so fired.

Thanks, Obama. Romo is a walking preexisting condition. The NBA doesnt want to foot the bill for treating his football injuries for the rest of his life.

Alright strap in because I’m going to take you for a ride. Not only did this incident result in being stuck on the side of the road just outside the middle of nowhere in a very desperate situation somewhere in the mountains of Virginia. Me and my friend probably very nearly lost our lives.