[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]

The new Alpine is good and all, but when does this thing come back?

... and return in 3 days?

The question in using a Matt finish would be whether to go with Asiata or Kalil.

They fired their marketing guy and replaced him with a chatbot.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

First thought: King Baby Cakes meets Rule 34.

What. In. The. Fuck. 

...and that’s a looooong drive by Tim Salmon...

An early FA pitch for Mike Trout

Read it again. Ferrari had to authorize this, by the nature of the tool. Also, I may be working for CNN, because Wolf Blitzer just asked me to pick up his dry cleaning and get him a bottle of Cutty Sark for the train ride home.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

I thought you meant you farted next to Denzel Washington. Would have been funnier.

He just got himself a lifetime contract with the Globetrotters after he retires. It can join the playbook with the bucket of confetti.

That’s a Nate-meg.

Nate wasn’t quite sure what to do, then a brilliant idea suddenly donged on him.

Well we got to see him lose a bench press contest to Barkley in humiliating fashion.

How many kilometers is that?

Are you having a stroke?

I can really only think the reason he told everyone about the better deal was to throw Ranadive under the bus because of his obsession with Hield.