“I am Art Briles, and I approve this message.”

It’s impossible to say where the idea Sprouted from

The end of this season is going to be a shitshow if the points are close.

This scoring system reminds me either of a sorcerors’ cabal, or a schoolyard game with the bullies who make up new rules whenever they get behind.

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

Less visits to the mound.

This isn’t all that novel. In fact, I used to date a girl who could also put her legs behind her head.

NFL offense is illustrated.

It was actually raining when they were testing & filming the car.

I blame the editors

That’s what I’ve been on about since Mk3! BBC has to realize that these three work best if they own the show and brand the show with their own. Harris, Reid, and LeBlanc can do it, but they need crew and management that recognizes what they’re capable of.

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

Maybe if they get an inflatable banana, he will come back.

RIP inflatable used car salesman version of Harambe

No, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to let us guess whose disgusting baseball chin that is.

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

Rumspringa training.

Colonial burn.

I was recently flying home from LAX to DTW. When I got to my aisle seat I saw that a young (8-9 yo) girl was in the middle with her mother in the middle seat. I had mixed feelings about this. On one hand there wasn’t a large man encroaching on my space. On the other, I was sort of bummed because on the flight over I…