First, there is such a thing as Mentos gum. My kids go batshit crazy at Target when they see it and I don’t buy it for them. Here’s some Juicy Fruit, assholes.

Mentos does make a gum, but the phrasing there is awful.

I can see del Potro and Tomic as possibilities.

He’s really not giving up on that dream of winning singles gold in the Olympics, huh?

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

What? Is he now he’s considering upping his offer?

Maybe. If the Warriors plane crashes over the Rocky Mountains, sure.

I applaud NASCAR on moving to a semi permanent safety team. In IndyCar the Hulmattro team being permanent has helped minimize extent of injuries and save lives because of the familiarity. James Hinchliffe credits their knowledge of the car and how to extract a driver from it as saving his life.

I nearly lost my shit a few times, but the FIVE ON THE TREE shot did me in.

It’s full of cars.

And from henceforth it shall be called Jaloptopia!

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

Don’t you mean Pete Finebaum?

Clearly taste is subjective.....primarily because those bikes are hideous.

To quote my Step-Father: “Not sure which one would cost more but I’ll test drive whichever one you don’t want”

You got a star from me...but know it hurt to give to a suckeye fan. /s

I say this as an OSU alum and diehard fan, but I fucking love Jim Harbaugh. He’s great for college football - he’s a vibrant and eccentric weirdo that it is hard to not find endearing. He’s like a mix between a psychopath and a labradoodle. And you know what? I don’t think he’s ever leaving Michigan, at least for…

Fuck the DRL.

must...be...over...sooner

Excuse me sir, the cunt community doesn’t wish to be associated with the Trump Shit Show.