Amen. Pace yourself, seriously. Don’t give yourself a rage stroke with every single Trump story. Whether it’s an intentional strategy or simply the result of a constant flow sheer dumbfuckery and evil, there’s a real danger that we’re all going to get burnt out before this motherfucker’s been in office for a month.

Well, they did switch the DP’s from Corvettes to Cadillac DPi’s, witch are mid-engine “top tier” race cars. So this will probably be a Buick.

It was him, and he was drunk. That is why he is saying he doesn’t know who was driving and why no one was around when the police showed up. Can’t punish with a DUI if you can’t prove it.

Remeber kids: If you aren’t caught at the accident drunk you can’t get a DUI!

It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

• Saturday, Jan. 28, 11:00 p.m. - Sunday, Jan. 29 1:00 a.m.: FS2

Steph — I’d love it if you could talk to Alex Job Racing about their choice to run an Audi. That team is definite Porsche royalty at this point. As far as I know, this is the only non-Porsche they’ve run in an endurance race since the early 90's. I’m guessing it comes down to the BOP controversies re the Porsches…

Same here, my daughter actually got a tardy today

This will be the first ever Grand Slam to feature a men’s final between Nadal and Federer and a women’s final between Venus and Serena. The tennis Gods must be trying to compensate for the awfulness that is the Trump presidency.

Short version: money!

Are you still thinking about this week’s Funbag? Would you rather have a vagina on your face or a back covered in dicks...

It would unreasonably do me a lot of good if he won another Slam. The world is a giant back of dicks these days.

Giri, I keep reading your name as “Girl” in the byline.

Here’s to number 18.

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I find crying in a corner while I try to make fox sports go work for 20 minutes gets the job mostly done.

Exclusive footage of a Demon doing a burnout in a wet road.

<taps shoulder> Supercharger </taps shoulder>

Sorry to hijack the thread, but I had not heard of the Texas bill until I read your comment. It’s sponsored by a guy who also filed complaints about gay marriage in Texas. The guy also happens to be married for the fifth time, so he certainly knows about the sanctity of marriage.

They’d never go for it, there are already Pings everywhere