Janitor = Custodian Engineer

Joseph Schwab, a 36-year-old union glazier

Rex will be back on his feet in no time!

Manchester by the sea focuses on a male character, so obviously Jezebel would tell you to skip it

Goodbye Chris. Nobody will ever miss you. You useless, obnoxious, ginger, talent-vacuum fucknugget.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

THIS

Arrghh....I’m such a blockhead!!!

As stated, he needs to pick up his phone for legitimate calls for his limo services.

I thought blankets killed the indians?

Great now I’m crying at my desk reading about Fernandez again and then seeing Dee Gordon cry running around the bases. Easily the most powerful sports moment for me in 2016. Even over the Cubs finally winning it all.

Of course the Jeep guy loves driving something with no doors.

This needs to be sped up by about 5 fps with player piano music overlaid.

Comrad, new memo to Department of Building door ways, make all doors 1cm smaller then a car

How much longer must I wait until there’s an edit featuring Running In The 90s?!

*Bath lotion

Archie: Kids knock it off. I’m equally disappointed in both of you.

Christmas Dinner with the Mannings

Can we launch a search & rescue mission to save Katie Nolan from FS?

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.