Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Great. First there was drunk, and now super drunk. Next there will be hyper drunk, e-drunk, and finally autonomous drunk. When does it end?!?

Criticizing racism with more racism. Classic

In the face of all this Cam Newton mess, the fact that Carolina still leads the division is truly remarkable.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Me too. Think it’s under 2,000 without all that stuff? Any good guesses?

Do you know anyone with scales? I’d love to know how much it weighs!

I guess crying is allowed in “a man’s game” but concussion spotting and protocol is for babies, eh Patty?

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

Pretty sure he started with one.

A-hole in one.

Mind if I play through...

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

“Golfing on ice is dangerous, that’s why I only play on snow.”

One in hole!

Some people aren’t just integrated in our society.

The Pilot really ruined their post-Fiesta

Maybe we can all glean some Insight from these senseless tragedies.