+1 Did I do that?

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

“Mr. Royal, Dean Spanos is holding on line one.”

Talib is just giving the offense constructive criticism to help them stop shooting themselves in the foot.

easily solved

Wrong turn in Albuquerque gets him every time

If a referee can miss a spot by four yards (12 freaking feet) enough for this to be a problem, then there’s no problem with this.

This multibillion dollar sport won’t even hire its own officials as full time employees to save cash.

Backing their friends and boycotting a bowl game with a press conference are very different things. What they chose to do was a publicity stunt.

Let’s give some credit to the Minnesota athletic department here. They suspended the alleged perpetrators immediately, publicly released the report of the allegations, and met with the rest of the team within 24 hours. Compare as opposed to the usual bullshit say nothing and hope the problem goes away because there…

“WE WON’T PLAY BECAUSE THESE SUSPENSIONS ARE BULLSHIT!”
“Actually, here’s the evidence...”
“So they did what now? ...Ok, what time do we show up? Don’t tell my parents, k?

Here is the definitive breakdown emphasizing just how true that statement is:

Yeah, watching that game he clearly had nothing in the ninth. Going back and checking the pitch tracker is hilarious, though, because Chapman’s version of “nothing” is 98 mph fastballs and 85 mph sliders.

The biggest difference is that you can buy a complete car in San Jose, in Ohio, you’re only getting about 90% of a car tops.

I think that climate might also play a role. Because rust.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

The McAdoo playbook

I’m going to guess both you and boyfriend are under 6'2? If your knees are already pressed directly up against the seat in front of you because of your height that “inch or two” makes a pretty big difference. Apparently you are assuming that everyone of superior height is as rich as Shaquille O’Neal and can afford…

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

“Get that free agent contract ready and make sure it’s the one w/the Uber addendum.”