“Wait, that doesn’t sound right.”

Typical millennial, calling in sick instead of attending the big meeting.

Far be it for me to stop the Pats hate train, but didn’t they just hand Stephon Gimore $40 million+ guaranteed, and trade for Cooks, Ealy, Allen, and sign Guy? None of whom are white.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

...because a huge underdog was forced to rely on a retired player?

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

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Yep. If I was to write an article about F1 today, I’d be mocking McLaren Honda, especially after this:

Totally. Who is this Scarbs person anyway? Pfft. Casual fans amirite?

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

Maybe its not a weight thing, but more of a “not focusing on taking a piss break” thing.

Since when does VAG give a shit about cheating?

Okay... So not that we’ll ever get to hear about it, but someone from the Porsche office def went down to the Lambo office and started some shit right? And then both were called in to the VAG office for a scolding.

The fan base for NASCAR is not one you want to throw complex algorithms and rules at.

$38,000 cash to a HS basketball player? No.

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

Brian France, CEO of NASCAR.