Deep Sixered

Dawkins is out the rest of the game with a hyperextended third leg.

Wait, is that serious?! I was just about to post here “hey I think this is a typo”

Stand by original assessment: this guy and his neighbors are still dickholeS.

Shades of Ezekiel Elliott too.

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cameras exist that can see a license plate from space and the NFL, which profited $1 billion dollars last year, cannot get a better view of a player’s feet while running down a sideline?

“What’s for dinner?”

Colon debuted April 4, 1997, the same year Turner field opened. That’s right Bartolo Colon’s career has outlasted Turner Field

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow.

What?

Aroldis is a free agent to be and there are 2 games left in the WS. He’s available for both.

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

One year for the first offense, ban after the second? Seems pretty logical and sane to me.