Booby Witt is a quintessential “let’s remember some guys” guy.

He’s Hanjo.

I’ve heard she can work a stick like a pro.

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

Mongolian Beef

Oddly, Brady had just narrowly avoided injury while using a gun to remove a stain from his pants.

Yes, currently they are

Boxing. That being said, if the right people are judging, dying mid-fight might not prevent me from winning.

A third Lions hall of famer retired in his prime. RIP Zodiac Motherfucker. You shall be missed.

You know that kid in gradeschool who you find out comes from a really bad home situation so they kinda get a free pass. Like you see the kid eating worms and you go to tease him and then your buddy is like, “hey no, man... his dad drinks and his Mom is on probation...just leave him alone.” And then you feel awful for…

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

No shit.........God I miss the days when simple dumbasses like myself could understand the scoring system that went from 1-10.

Now I have to wait five hours for some pink eyed gentleman to explain this new scoring system so I can understand how dominant Team USA was.

To celebrate, everyone in the green pool!!!

I'd say I see what you did there, but I can't. Algae myself out.

We lost a great trash talker this year but it seems a new one has arisen. Let us all welcome the trash talker known as Lilly King. Long may she reign.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

There’s always highlight truthers