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Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.

Reminds me of how Floyd Mayweather likes to beat up people with makeup on their face.

don’t fall for that trap. cheap vw = money pit.

You say bad TDI resale value...I say great deals on a used diesel.

I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

Das Uh-oh.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

No Substitutions for You!

By all means, continue Pete. I’m sure you’ll get a lot of sympathy over your complaints with bad officiating....

Untruth in Engineering

If I recall there was only about 3 laps laps to go (maybe less?) when they ordered Max to let Sainz pass. With such little time left, no one can comfortably conclude that Sainz would’ve passed Perez. It’s not like the incident between Bottas and Massa where Massa was clearly holding up Bottas but there was still half…

Random fan? F1 race? Just ‘casually strolling’? It’s pretty clear who that was.

Do they have bath salts in Singapore? Kinda looked like he was looking for a food stand, then realized he was on the track.

I wonder how much of it is the Chiefs’ players “trying too hard,” as they say, to avoid putting Reid in the position to fuck up the end of the second half like he did the first and like he did the Super Bowl with the Eagles.

*cue fast talking announcer voice*