The ardvark would like royalties for inspiring that nose.

NASCAR has updated this race and said the first segment counts as all 3 since nobody will be left if they keep going.

But his username...

Was this the first cotd with 1st grade level writing skills?

Win the lottery start a car collection that starts with a Ferrari F40.

I did the iRacing 24h of Le Mans in the top split. We damaged the under tray on our LMP2 on the last lap of our first stint. It was still a ton of fun even if we lost a second a lap to the damage.

That’s cool.

It is a genuine pain for me to jump through all the necessary hoops to comment because kinja hates me.

Yes and no. Jeff is one of the most decorated cup road racers. He is legit. The weather changed their plans I’m sure.

First Porsche now Corvette? Also not even a paddle shift manual? That seems really odd.

I was thinking Pontiac

Ask him what he thinks about the 10 second lead his teammate gave him by blocking on the previous restart.

After what the 31 did on the previous restart karma got em.

I know Jeff is the big name but how about tweaking the headline to give credit where it is due? Taylor brothers win 24h of Daytona supported by Gordon and the ax

The joke. You have missed it.

Shouldn’t have been there doesn’t mean it wasn’t Gordons fault. I am a huge Jordan Taylor fan but that was sad.

Braking news. Jeff Gordon in collision in first right hand turn.

I think we are at the point where a real death penalty is in order. It is time to shut down the football program.

Imagine trying to take a piss with 10 back dicks

At least it didn’t get his tongue.