Great story. What’s Trevor’s last name?

1) salt and butter

I earned my “told you so.” :) they were out of place on the grid because of qualifying. After the red flag they were on equal footing and Grosjean ended up pulling away slightly. Hard place to pass helped but they earned those points.

How do you like your crow cooked?

Gutierrez had the 6th fastest lap of Q1. Grosjean was on pace for 4th fastest. Success for a first year f1 team will be scoring points not podiums.

Gutierrez had the 6th fastest lap in Q1. Grosjean was on pace for 4th. When it mattered they were fast.

Not fair to call Haas a backmarker at this point. Caught out by that awful qualifying format but showed cl genuine speed and potential.

Ref bugs : it’s duck season

WTF you talking about. I have a job. Why else do you think I’m wasting time on deadspin.

I haven’t seen this Conan clip but was it the equivilent of ruining Santa Claus for this other girl? I want my son to ruin santa for everyone at school, but I know I can’t do it. It’ll be hilarious if my young child does it (he’s 3 so I’m counting down the Christmases until this happens), but as an adult it is…

Cherry guy should have said pretty please with sugar and cherry on top.

I was with the straw girl until she stared them down while gulping it down in the parking lot.

What is Pinkham’s law?

Ground effects (affects?) downforce. Limit the external aero to limit the losses by following the car in front. There’s a very real discussion about this going on right now.

Not his fault. Still last season wasn’t boring. It was stupid but it came down to the final race. Granted it was a championship contested by just two cars it was still a fight to the finish.

What he didn’t say was the GM’s first question when he came up was to ask if he played QB.

Pretty much all of these made me smile today.

So you’re saying he got what he deserved.

Logano wreck’s Kenseth’s chances in the chase with avoidable contact. Nobody blinks.

And on that bombshell your time out of the grey is at an end.