9 months late to the party but nightmare phone girl must receive strong consideration for submission of the year.

UPS and FedEx tracking started by giving you locations, then went with cell-phone alerts and emails, then added approximate drop-off times. The logical next step from my perspective is GPS tracking on the truck that carries your parcel, so you can see if it’s close or across town. What kind of anarchy would this new…

You do realize there’s no way on earth that threat would have meant anything to her as she would not have grasped the fact that the cops would have been there to do anything other than help search for the card rather like the fire departement helps rescue cats stuck up a tree.

Why would I do that? I already got all of the answers from helpful people that must be native to screamer and not native to deadspin.

I want to see the FA cup. Do any of the American networks broadcast it? That sounds like fun.

Been working as an accountant for 10 years with the same company. Numbers satisfy my OCD.

How is it so hard to believe when there has been almost zero broadcast coverage in the U.S. for the European leagues? Only recently has NBC Sports picked up the premier league. Who enjoys following a sport on the internet via box scores and reporter accounts of a match?

I find it hilarious that the team that won their league that gets to compete in the champions tournament is almost certainly not the same team that won their league in the first place.

I have the attention span of a gnat. Realistically using google to find a focused response with the necessary information would be a time consuming and frustrating process. I’m assuming it would be at least. Either way some of the responses have been pretty to the point and easy to understand. That was much easier…

Mini-Tournaments? you’ve helped assure me that my confusion is not unfounded. Mid-season rewards? How can a season be interrupted by a season with champions before the champions?

We have cameras now a days. Why are we still doing sketches?

This is too simple.

How does the championship work? I read all of this and it seems like it was a foreign language. I’d like to become interested in the Premier league since NBC has some wonderful coverage, but I have NFI how the championship works, how the schedules, are set etc.

Not cruel when it wasn’t intentional. My take was they wanted the bowl hot to make sure the food stayed hot not to be mean to the customer.

#winning

If you sit them next to Mark Webber at COTA i wonder if he will remember them.

If a tree falls in the woods... does anyone care that Dixon won? I mean seriously. Montoya, or Rahal would have been good stories. Power and his double bird at race control in New Hampshire has forever cemeneted my loyalty in his camp, but Dixon? Ho-hum boring and we don’t get to see Indy Car for another 12 months.

Mapquest was a thing. Which means paper directions (we also had maps but not detailed maps)

Ain’t no party like a DPRK submarine party because a DPRK summarine party just drops

Or they all sprung leaks and sunk